Monday, August 18, 2008

New Obsession . . .

. . . little girl hair bows!!! Thank you ETSY!! Not only have I been buying them for lil' Em - but as Christmas gifts for other friends' girls!

the above bows came from here!

What is cracking me up, is how I refused to wear these things when I was little!! Hated them - despise them - there was no WAY {even for pictures} were you going to catch me dead with one of those "things" in my hair!! Now I wasn't a tomboy by no means - just didn't like bows, but I don't remember any of them looking like this . . .
Yes, my dear friends - that is a bow and I bought that joker!!! How stinkin' cute can it get? And how about her packaging?? I'm sure you all know that "packaging" is a HUGE deal to me {and if you didn't know that, you must never have gotten one of my paintings! Trust me - packaging sells!}

Check out the back! It says "chirp!" - it is the little things that make me happy! I will definitely be doing business with them again!! You should too - Go here!! They have a way-too-cute-for-words cupcake one that I will probably be getting as well!

On to other stuff - I made my husband go to the grocery yesterday - I was not in the mood! I really have to pump myself up for it, and, . . well, . . . I just didn't do enough pumping! Anyhoodle, the man brings me home some grapes {they were on the list!} These jokers had to have been grown in a lab somewhere!! The were HUGE - Gitisimo - Gargantuous!!! Never before have I ever seen anything like it in my life {okay except for those lemons my friend's father-in-law grew - those things were the size of my head!}

The above picture is really not a very good visual - so I thought I would give you another one - okay, get ready 'cause this is funny - Or at least I thought so!




"aaaahhh - come here little grapey - I'm going to eat you up!!!"

Yes, I know you can see those fillings - I eat way too much sweets! Okay, hard candy to be exact!! I'm chiseling away my teeth!!! I really hate to hear people say they "eat too many sweets" - it doesn't matter how many you eat as long as you brush that grill, fool!!! That {of course} is what I want to say! It won't be long now, that amalgam you see back there will be a crown - I feel it!

Well, on to wake up a kid for his haircut - only 1 kid - I'm going to try something new - take only 1 at a time and see if we can all act better when we really don't have an audience to entertain! I'll let you know how it goes!

6 comments:

Cheri said...

You are hysterical. Just from reading your blog I am not surprised that you posted a pic of yourself with a mouth full of grapes...only you.

Anonymous said...

That is such a funny picture! Cute Bows!

My Beautiful Mess! said...

That is too funny! What talent to get that many hugemus grapes in your mouth. I just went through the whole crown thing myself and YUK!! Talk about spending money on something ya don't want to...it's like getting a speeding ticket. Can't you just paint over the silver???

Holli said...

You know I am a HUGE hairbow fan thanks for the link!

Megan L Hutchings said...

HILARIOUS! I am LOVING your word ANYHOODLE and the fact that you use the word GRILL...lol ;)!

Those grapers are HUGE!

Unknown said...

Ha! Kim you are a hoot!